A few days later, the drunk girl called me. I had to call her phone to find it, so presumably she misdialed off the incoming call list. I got a call from a number I didn't recognize and answered, with hopes that it was a job calling to hire me.
Me: "Hello?"
Drunk girl (clearly drunk again): "...it was Travis. I... I paid my [expletive] bills!"
Me: Confused silence
Drunk girl: "I had so many [expletive] bills! There was the [expletive] DirecTV bill and I [expletive] paid it."
Me: Awkward silence
Drunk girl: "So... so don't [expletive] worry!"
Then the call ended. What have I done? Does this mean I can add drunken confidant(e?) to my resume? Cause I think that would be kickin'. Maybe I would have finally been hired to the job at a bakery downtown I really wanted to work at. Does drunken confidant(e) not add a little spice to a resume? Tell me I'm wrong if I'm wrong, but I think this will really help me in the professional world.
The moral of the story is that I am never going to do nice things for anyone, ever again.
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