GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE- WALMART HAS A SALE ON RAZORS.
BETTER... THEY'RE SELLING PINK RAZORS!
For only $30, we could buy Jorge a girlfriend!!!!!
Marina and I decided she would be named Francesca. She and Jorge would be best friends/soul mates for ever and always. They would smerf together all day, every day. All in favor, mail us $1. Then I'll bum $30 off my parents, and we'll be good to go!
Showing posts with label Jorge the scooter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jorge the scooter. Show all posts
Monday, June 25
Sunday, April 15
i'm too tired to title this.
if you know us or follow our blog, you might be familiar with the urine bottle debacle. now this is a little outdated, but we all assume someone else will blog about group experiences and then no one actually does it for weeks. so this post is the continuance of our prank war shenanigans.
when i left off, leah had messed around with our room, and it was our turn for revenge.
saturday night following the long weekend incident, we took Jorge to the creamery where i purchased 216 plastic cups. leah likes to stay up late watching animal videos on youtube and italian movies on netflix, so we decided to wait until the following morning to really smerf her.
keep in mind that we have church at 1:30, so we are accustomed to sleeping until noon on sundays. the sacrifices we make... we woke up at nine in the morning to mess with leah. the plan was to stack plastic cups on top of each other in her doorway in such a manner that she would be rendered unable to leave the room.
to make sure she wouldn't just godzilla her way out and rampantly rip the whole thing down, every other layer of cups had water in them. it took us about 40 minutes and like 150 cups to create this masterpiece:
nearly six feet of glorious shenanigans.
and here is her very tired reaction:
Friday, March 9
Scooters, and the Many Uses Thereof.
We got ourselves some brand new wheels, y'all!
Isn't it hot?? We named him Jorge. It's a Spanish name, apparently. Which means it is not pronounced like "George." Duh. Who would think that?
In testing out our new wheels, we've taken Jorge all over Helaman Halls. Outside, inside, even up and down the stairs. We've discovered that it's so much easier and faster to scooter down the hall rather just walk. Psh. We don't walk. Come on. That's so mainstream.
In testing out our new wheels, we've taken Jorge all over Helaman Halls. Outside, inside, even up and down the stairs. We've discovered that it's so much easier and faster to scooter down the hall rather just walk. Psh. We don't walk. Come on. That's so mainstream.
Because of Jorge the scooter, we have stumbled upon an important truth- and we even did it using the
scientific method.
Step 1: Ask a question.
Would it be beneficial to you to have a scooter if you were randomly being attacked by a mad man?
Step 2: Do background research.
Surprisingly, there are not many scholarly articles on the most effective use of a scooter if one is being raped or molested. Too bad. So we settled with asking a few of our hall mates what they thought. Mostly, we just got weird looks, so we abandoned our research and moved on to step 3.
Step 3: Construct hypothesis.
Having a scooter like Jorge with you in the event of unsuspected attack would be beneficial because you could scoot speedily away.
Step 4: Test with an experiment.
This was easy enough. Katie and I took turns playing "Mad Rapist" while the other scootered down the hall at high speed. Turns out, no matter who was running and who was scooting, the runner could always catch them. We wanted more evidence, however, so we recruited Leah to help us. She was very willing to chase us down the hall, and the same thing happened. It wasn't until she switched roles that we realized there was more to this experiment than met the eye. Leah, upon being chased, turned around to face her attacker. She picked up Jorge the scooter and began to beat the "Mad Rapist" until she no longer felt threatened. Then she calmly set Jorge down and walked back to her room.
Step 5: Analyze results and draw conclusion.
If you are ever scootering through campus, be aware that although it may be faster and less work than walking (especially down hill), nothing is faster than just plain running. So if your fight or flight instinct tells you to run, ditch Jorge. He'll live, I promise. And he might even find it in his heart to forgive you. Eventually. But if your fight or flight instinct tells you to beat the living daylights out of the creepy man behind you, smerf off and let Jorge do all the work.
scientific method.
Step 1: Ask a question.
Would it be beneficial to you to have a scooter if you were randomly being attacked by a mad man?
Step 2: Do background research.
Surprisingly, there are not many scholarly articles on the most effective use of a scooter if one is being raped or molested. Too bad. So we settled with asking a few of our hall mates what they thought. Mostly, we just got weird looks, so we abandoned our research and moved on to step 3.
Step 3: Construct hypothesis.
Having a scooter like Jorge with you in the event of unsuspected attack would be beneficial because you could scoot speedily away.
Step 4: Test with an experiment.
This was easy enough. Katie and I took turns playing "Mad Rapist" while the other scootered down the hall at high speed. Turns out, no matter who was running and who was scooting, the runner could always catch them. We wanted more evidence, however, so we recruited Leah to help us. She was very willing to chase us down the hall, and the same thing happened. It wasn't until she switched roles that we realized there was more to this experiment than met the eye. Leah, upon being chased, turned around to face her attacker. She picked up Jorge the scooter and began to beat the "Mad Rapist" until she no longer felt threatened. Then she calmly set Jorge down and walked back to her room.
Step 5: Analyze results and draw conclusion.
If you are ever scootering through campus, be aware that although it may be faster and less work than walking (especially down hill), nothing is faster than just plain running. So if your fight or flight instinct tells you to run, ditch Jorge. He'll live, I promise. And he might even find it in his heart to forgive you. Eventually. But if your fight or flight instinct tells you to beat the living daylights out of the creepy man behind you, smerf off and let Jorge do all the work.
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