I have to be honest with you. Ever since you left, we've had a hole in our hearts. We were afraid that our apartment would be forever lacking one, and we couldn't bear living like that. But then, something marvelous happened! We replaced you! Hannah is great, but after a few days we knew that she would never fill that hole in us created when you went to Jerusalem. This led us to think: Is Katie the reason for that hole? We have replaced you, you'd think the hole would be full. But no, after a few weeks thinking on the matter, we discovered the real reason for the hole: Zac Efron. He's gone, Katie. You dragged him out of our home, and we miss him terribly. Hannah doesn't replace him the same way she does you. We needed another "Zac Efron"-esque roommate. And we needed him fast.
That being said, it was Jessie's birthday yesterday! We had a party and balloons and cake and the whole shibang. It might be worth mentioning that it was Tyler Nicholas' birthday as well. Have you ever met Tyler's sister, Sarah? I've only met her once, but she's fantastic. In fact, she printed out ginormous pictures of Tyler and hung them up in the halls of Building 4 so that anyone passing by would be bombarded with his smiling face, with text on the picture announcing it was his special day!
It is now that our two stories combine. It is here that I feel I must also warn you. It has been far too long since we've seen you, Katie. Like, a whole two weeks! You may have forgotten. Katie, I beg you to remember that we are the kind of people who would keep a bottle of urine in our fridge until it starts to freeze and turn to slushy pee. We are the kind of people who get very excited over a new product known simply as "Handerpants." And yes, Katie. We are the kind of people who take full size pictures of other people's boyfriends and hang them on the walls of our apartment. Especially if said pictures are this one:
Yes. T-Nick is in the house. Specifically OUR house. And though he may not be a celebrity like Zac, you've got to admit, we've definitely got the next best thing.
Hope all is well with you and yours! Have a wonderful day. And please, try your hardest not to miss us too much. Crying like that is just embarrassing.
-Sara
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